Why Pooch Profits Might Be Your Best Business Decision This Year

In today's Pooch Profits email, I'm going to give you nine reasons why you'd be as crazy as a Cavapoo on the Zoomies for not sticking around.

If getting more clients for your dog service business, or more sales for your dog products is high on your agenda, here's why Pooch Profits is probably the smartest decision (and asset)you can make for your business.

Everything I share in the newsletter is the result of years of marketing experience, and thousands of pounds spent on high-level courses and training from some of the sharpest business minds in the world.

Plus 20+ years of hands-on marketing.

I've had dogs all my life. One with separation anxiety, one with allergies and knotted hair, one with aggressive behaviour, and one that humps the washing on the washing line!!

I know the pain, the anxiety, the questions, the sleepless nights that dog owners feel when they have a concern or issue. Combining that lived experience with copywriting, persuasion, and psychology makes this a powerful tool.

And I kind of pass it all on to you starting with these daily emails.

Here's what you get:

• Practical, real-world dog business related strategies — I'm talking building and monetising dog blogs, creating and scaling dog products through Shopify, from idea through to sourcing in China and avoiding costly mistakes.
• Highly targeted dog niche email list insights — I own lists built around specific dog breeds where engagement and conversion rates are far higher than generic pet audiences.
• Certified dog nutrition knowledge — I have a certificate from a leading UK dog food brand based around dog food nutrition. Now, I don't give advice on this, especially health's I'm not a Vet, but it does add to my knowledge on all things about dogs.
• Entertaining real-life stories — My email are very often pivoted into actionable marketing tips.Like the time I nearly caused World War Three at a party over a text message, or got slapped by a seagull in a city centre, or when a wasp flew down my top. These everyday stories are told to spice up my emails and a great way to give you a marketing tip, advice or recommendation for your business.
• Meta ads expertise — I have experience in getting leads for under $1 in 2026, in the dog industry. Moreover, Andromeda update is something I fully understand, which is crucial if you run ads on Meta.
• A Creative Writing degree (first-class) and a Smart Blogger Content Marketing certification from Jon Morrow — $1,000 to take, and not everyone graduates — big head here did and that means you get to siphon that knowledge too.
• It's free. Even if you never spend a penny, you'll walk away with advice that actually moves the needle. In fact, I'm open to questions at any time. Meta ads post Andromeda? Content? Email flows? Just drop me an email and I'll answer it for you.
• Free stuff — trial course access, business audits, and consulting spaces opening soon (expect heavily discounted offers and free places in exchange for testimonials at launch). This alone could save you a lot.
• Me. I'm dog-specific, I'm a Klaviyo flows expert, I take on writing clients, and I actually reply to emails. Hit reply anytime, I mean it.

Finally, there aren't many creative strategists working exclusively in the dog niche. Honestly, I don't know of any others, which is great news for you.

However, if you don't want to be here, please unsubscribe because I'm only interested in helping genuine dog business owners.

One main reason to leave:

If you want watered-down, play-it-safe advice wrapped in corporate nonsense, then this place isn't for you. If you're easily offended by jokes, probably not for you. If you want a miracle button that lands clients without any effort on your part, hit unsubscribe. No hard feelings and I wish you luck.

However, if you run a dog business and you're serious about getting more clients and more sales, stay put. You're exactly who I write this for, and it's great to have you here.

In the coming weeks I will be offering some free or heavily discounted offers to subscribers only. This will likely be for Creative Strategy, Revenue flows, and various products I currently sell.