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You might be the best dog groomer, trainer, boarder, nutritionist, walker, sitter or even sell the best dog products around, but if people can't find you, they can't become customers or clients

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I truly appreciate the systemic and strategic approach to

marketing presented in your community.

It's practical, well-structured, and genuinely insightful.

Highly Recommended!

Mia Bianchi, Switzerland

CEO, Luxy Coat

OMG Colin ,thank you,I have subscribed , feeling completely

overwhelmed ...a bit in meltdown ....

right I need to make these changes .....Thank you again :) :)

Anna Webb, UK

TV Celeb Dog Nutritionists (annawebb.com)

Where Are You Going?

Yes.

That big orange arrow above points to a big subscribe button.

And yes…

It’s deliberately placed there because I’d like you to press it.

Shocking marketing strategy, I know, but hey, at least it's different.

I’ll wait..

Im waiting...

Still waiting....

zzzzzzzzzzz!

You still haven't done it!

Something wrong with your fingers?

Okay, fair enough, I’m guessing you’re probably wondering a few things like:

“Who even is this guy?”

“Why should I join another email list?”

“And is that freebie (hate that word) worth having?

Fair questions.

Let’s clear a few things up.

First Things First…

If you run a dog-related business, whether that's an e-commerce store, groomer, or even a poochy nursery, you’re exactly who these emails (newsletter) are for.

I’m talking about people like:

• Online Dog Stores (Shopify, ect)
• Poochy Parlour
• Dog Walkers
• Dog Daycare Owners
• Dog Trainers
• Dog Food Brands
• Dog Subscription Box Companies
• Pet bloggers
• Dog Influencers Building a Brand

Basically…

...If your business revolves around dogs and customers, you're probably going to enjoy, appreciate …

…be unapologetically ecstatic with these emails.

And more importantly…

…They might just help transform your business.

Because As You Probably Already Know…

Dog businesses fail because nobody bleeding notices them.

Or worse…

People notice them…

…but they don’t freaking buy or become a client.

Open your eyes and notice dog businesses posting:

“Look at this cute dog!”

“Here’s today’s grooming!”

“This new product just dropped!”

And they wonder why the phone isn’t ringing.

Or why the bookings aren’t filling up.

Or why the online store feels like a ghost town.

Newsflash...

It’s (typically) because the marketing approach isn’t pulling its weight, and you’re doing things wrong. No other way to say that really.

And that my friend…

Is where these emails come in.

What You’ll Get From Me

Every day, yes, every day, (don’t like everyday, then best you don’t sign up) I send one short email to dog business owners like you.

Inside you’ll find things like:

• Simple and advanced strategies to attract customers and clients
• Marketing tricks that turn attention into sales
• Real-world business lessons perfect for your dog related business
• Entertaining stories from my daily life and work
• Unusual strategies most dog businesses never think about

Some emails will make you think.

Some will make you laugh.

Some might make you mad (if so, get over it, or unsubscribe.)

Seriously, I'm here for serious business owners and I encourage you to unsubscribe if you don't truly want to be here or don't like how I run things.)

Some of the emails might make you realise:

“Ah… that’s why things aren’t working.”

But most importantly…

Many of them will give you ideas you can actually use and they m eight even have you giggling with excitement.

And yes… 

I’m offering a free gift bribe to subscribe.

And maybe something else inside.

You’ll have to sign up to find out what that is.

So are you in?

If so enter your details above or below:

Need help?

Don't worry, we got you.

Here are some answers to your questions.

However, if you really want to contact me, you can do so through the email address in the questions on this page.

So, you're looking for my about page.

Fair enough.

Most websites use this page to tell you things like:

Where the founder went to school.
How many awards they’ve won.
What they’ve been “passionate about since childhood.”


And other mildly interesting and sometimes boring autobiographical details.

You won’t find much of that here because I kind of don't have an about page.

Not because I don’t have a background, and not because I’m hiding anything, but more because this isn’t really about me as such and it's not a full-on website or blog.

And, yes, I know (some) people like to read them, but honestly, almost everything on this site is about whether my emails/newsletter are worth your time.

So, what I will do is give you the quick about-me version

My name’s Colin.

I work with dog business owners, and I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about:

• marketing
• copywriting
• customer psychology
• why some businesses attract clients easily
• and why others struggle to get noticed

That's it!

If you’re hoping for a full life story here…

You’ll be disappointed.

Why?

Because I’d rather tell those stories in my emails, and to those who I have a relationship with.

Not on a public web page that most people skim for seven seconds before leaving.

Want in on the relationship?

Sign up to my newsletter for free.

Inside the emails is where you’ll hear things like:

• Stories about my work with dog businesses
• Lessons from marketing wins (and mistakes)
• Observations from my daily life
• Random ideas that turn into profitable strategies
• And the occasional rant about terrible marketing

You’ll also learn things like:

  • The name of my dog, oops , I think I've already mentioned him..

  • What football team I follow.

  • Why certain dog businesses grow quickly while others stall.

And more importantly…

How you can attract more customers, more bookings, and more revenue in your own dog business.

But First…

There’s a small trade involved.

You’ll need to join — it’s still free.

What Happens When You Do?

When you subscribe, you will receive a free gift, and a few automated (and valuable) emails over the next three days.

Then you’ll start receiving the Pooch Profits daily emails.

These are mostly short, entertaining emails covering things like:

• Marketing ideas for dog businesses
• Copywriting tips that help convert attention into sales
• Real-world lessons from the dog niche
• Stories from my day-to-day life and work

Some emails will give you ideas you can use immediately, others might change how you think about marketing entirely.

Some may have no interest in you, that’s life, but be assured the next one might.

And If You Really Don’t Like The Emails…

You can unsubscribe instantly.

Every email has a big unsubscribe link.

No hard feelings.

In fact…

...If you’re not serious about improving your marketing or growing your dog business…

You probably shouldn’t join at all.

But If You Are Curious…

And you’d like to see how better marketing thinking can transform a dog business…

Then join the list.

Grab the free guide.

And we’ll get to know each other properly inside the emails.

It might just be the best decision you've ever made.

No, not as such, but if you do want to contact me, you can do so at: info@poochprofits.com

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